# Hector was talking about tis in the morning...thought it was the funniest thing ever.... :)
IRELAND, HOME SWEET HOME..
The only place where……..
IRELAND, HOME SWEET HOME..
The only place where……..
- When you were young, you went to bed when Glenroe was over
- If you die from alcohol poisoning, you’re considered a lightweight
- ‘Fuck off’ means ‘Are you serious?’
- The person that you insult most is probably your best friend
- Saying ‘I will yeah’ means that you definitely won’t
- “Fuck it, its grand” means that you couldn’t be bother finish it properly
- ‘H’es fond of a drink’ means he suffers from severe life-threatening alcoholism
- Saying you’re going for a drink means you might not be seen again for 3 days
- ‘For the craic’ is the best reason for doing anything
- The best cure for a hangover is more drink
- Nobody can go a day without saying ‘Jaysus’
- ’Meeting’ has a double meaning
- Tea is the solution to every problem
- And water is the solution to every GAA injury
- “I got stuck behind a tractor’ is a perfectly valid reason for being late
- We eat Tayto sambos for lunch, and ham sandwiches on the way to Croke Park
- You can insert the name of a gardening tool into any sentence and it still makes sense, e.g. ‘I had a rake of drink last night’ or “I’ll be out in a minute, I’m just shoveling down the dinner”
- GAA is considered a religion
- It’s perfectly acceptable to call your mother ‘mammy’ even though you are a fully grown adult
- Saying ‘Now we’re sucking diesel’ means that you are happy with the outcome of the situation
- Drinking ‘tae’ is everyone’s favourite past time
- You’re scared of the wooden spoon
- The word ‘like’ goes in every sentence
- You can say “Any craic?’ to a garda and you won’t get arrested
- POTATO is 5 of your 5 a day
- ‘The dogs’ bollocks’ means something brilliant
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